the lunatic is on the grass
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jaclcfrost:

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

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asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

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Alles Gute zum Geburtstag / Happy Birthday, Bastian Schweinsteiger!

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bartonsnethers:

DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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poppamoms:

This fucking show, man.

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theperksofbeing-a-weasley:

Me in the apocalypse. 

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